Writing Starter 2

You’re digging in your backyard when all of sudden you hit something. You can’t tell what it is so you thrust the shovel into the dirt one more time. It is a dead body. Oh no! What to do what to what to do? You finally figure it's best to call the cops. You dial 911 even though you're worried that they may suspect you for murdering this guy. The cops show up and they set up all their equipment and begin examining the body. You listen to the medical examiner on the other side of the police tape. Apparently this person died roughly 20 years ago (thankfully, since you are only nineteen-and-a-half, you can't be considered for the murder suspect! Yay! Since that is all taken care of, you call your friend Mike and say, "hey mike, wanna hang out?" Mike doesn't wanna hang out, Mike is hanging out with his girlfriend today. So you call your friend Barack and ask him what he's doing. Barack does want to hang out! So you go to the mall like the two manly dudes you are and you buy some smoothies and check out girls. Eventually you get bored, so you go home and watch Spongebob until 11:00 pm. Then you go to bed. The End.