Duck: "Why didn't you see the tree? You were looking right at it!"
Me: "Sorry, I was a little busy looking at a talking duck.."
Duck: Not this again...
Me: Yep. Why can you talk anyway?
Duck: I'm not quite sure honestly.
Me: Were you enchanted or something?
Duck: I don't quite know. One day I just woke up and humans could understand what I was trying to say.
Me: Dude you should totally use that to your advantage.
Duck: How?
Me: I don't know, get in a commercial or something.
Duck: I honestly just want to be a normal duck.
Me: Don't you get it? You'll never be normal now!
Duck: Maybe I'll just isolate myself from all humans and ducks and never know love or friendship again.
Me: No don't do that!
Duck: I'm doing that
Me: Bye
Duck: Bye
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